Paris Hilton traded in her old car (Bentley Continental GT) for a brand new Mercedes McLaren SLR. These are pictures of her taking it for a spin down by Roberston Blvd. However, there was a traffic jam on her first drive and could only go from 0-60 in 3.8 seconds. The cars top speed is listed around 208 miles per hour, but I believe I can make it go faster than that.I seriously hate this girl so much. Mostly because of her looks and attitude, but also because I am stuck driving shitty cars for the time being.
It's only for a short time, though. I plan on blackmailing Lindsay Lohan after she has sex with me, because a guy like me is usually sexually assaulted by female celebrities. She has some extra money that she won't miss, and I'll certainly settle out of court.
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