I'm not sure who is the stand in for Christina Aguilera when she is dancing in her videos, but it certainly isn't her. I've seen blind people who have been lit on fire dance better. Sure, they have dedication, but they're on fire, man.
Showing posts with label Christina Aguilera. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christina Aguilera. Show all posts
Monday, April 2, 2007
Christina Needs Dancing Lessons
I'm not sure who is the stand in for Christina Aguilera when she is dancing in her videos, but it certainly isn't her. I've seen blind people who have been lit on fire dance better. Sure, they have dedication, but they're on fire, man.
Monday, March 26, 2007
Christina Is Still Hotter Than Your Girlfriend
If any of you young ladies out there are looking for a reason to non get pregnant, this is it. If you were born hot and rich - and have the willpower to never eat - you can also be as bangable as Christina. And I hope you will, but I'll be sitting across from you eating a four course meal.
Monday, March 5, 2007
Christina Has No Bra
I'm not a bra sales man (note- I really am), but I'm pretty sure hot girls don't need them. They have mystical breasts that stay perky their whole life. Or at least until they reach 27. Or have a kid. Damn, I hate children. It's too bad they all don't live in a village that boarders a class 5 volcano.
Monday, February 12, 2007
Christina Is Freakin Hot
Christina Aguilera always seems to get hotter and hotter, unlike most of my girlfriends who get fatter and fatter. But that's probably because we eat caramel covered marsh mellows 5 days a week. Seriously though, Christina is top 3 sexiest women on earth. She could inject my mother with AIDS and I'd give her a high five for effort.
