Party girl Paris Hilton flashing her nipple at some party in Las Vegas.
Showing posts with label Paris Hilton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paris Hilton. Show all posts
Friday, April 30, 2010
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Please Save Us From Katie and Paris
Katie Price and Paris Hilton meet up at the re-opening of Movida nightclub in London the other night.
I can't think of any more annoying than this pair - let's hope this isn't a lasting friendship.
I can't think of any more annoying than this pair - let's hope this isn't a lasting friendship.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Paris Hilton Buys A Brothel
Paris Hilton has bought herself a London home – a converted Victorian brothel and former gin palace that reports say still has some of it's former vice accessories, such as metal joists, still in place.The house has a pretty sordid past, much like it's new owner. It was a hideout for murderers, an opium den and of course a 19th Century brothel.
Does Paris intend to go all the way and turn it into a 21st century whorehouse?
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Friday, April 18, 2008
Id Bed Natalie Before Paris
Here's sexy Paris Hilton lookalike Natalie Reid all glammed up on the set of the Wayans Brothers' "Snowflake." Natalie was beside herself as she was bestowed the superstar treatment on the set. She had her own trailer, a stand-in and even fans asking her for her autograph.
Natalie told a close friend, "The shoot went amazing today; the Wayans Brothers liked me so much: they kept giving me more lines!"
As you can see from her on set pictures, Natalie definitely rains on Paris Hilton's parade in the looks dept - now most of you would have Paris ahead of Nat but that's only because you think she's a dirty slut who'd ride you all day long. Now no one is saying she won't - it's just that your tool might fall off two days later with all the STDs you might catch.
Monday, April 23, 2007
Paris Hilton's phone number is 310-801-0148
Long time hater of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, Shanna Moakler has decided to leak some information about her enemies. She attacked them on her myspace page and released this information:Paris Hilton: princessph@mycingular.blackberry.net 310-801-0148 djllohan@tmail.com ( cause we like to pretend we are people we will never be talented enough to be) Lindsey Lohan: labellavita7@tmo.blackberry.net.
I'm not going to sit here and pretend like I didn't call the number, and I'm also not going to pretend I wasn't shocked when the mail box was full. Good luck trying to figure out what the hell her voicemail says. I kind of sounds like a drowning squirrel, so it has to be her.
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Paris Hilton Is Freakin Nuts
Paris Hilton's hatred for Lindsay Lohan appears to be driving her crazyLast Friday she met her sister for some drinks, and then this happened:"But as Paris was about to leave, she started saying ‘firecrotch' to herself - but loudly - so everyone around her could hear," says the fellow clubgoer. "And she wasn't saying it to anybody - she was all by herself. She was practically chanting it!"
The only time I chant anything is when I'm sacrificing a virgin in the local cemetery. And I'm never alone. I usually have my secret cult with me. The government will never understand that God wants us to kill this women. Because women are whores.
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Friday, April 13, 2007
Paris Hilton Finally Has Underwear
I'm not sure why Paris is stealing things from my grandmother's closet, but she should have taken that perfume that smells like prunes. Strong prunes. Whore.
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Paris And Nicole Are Not Real
By now, most people know that reality TV is staged and scripted, but not everyone realizes how many takes go into it. And trust me, it takes a fucking moron to screw up walking into a car. While filming The Simple Life, Paris and Nicole walk outside over and over again until they get the right "take." I do the same thing with girls in my bedroom, only I tell them my penis is a camera, and we will work all night until we get the perfect shot, baby!
