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Showing posts with label Tila Tequila. Show all posts
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Monday, January 26, 2009

I Want Tila To Autograph My Dick

So Tila Tequila signs a few autographs for a few losers - sorry fans - while going from one bar to another.

If I ever bump into her when I'm out and about drunk I wonder if she'd sign my dick if I asked nicely? If I asked really nice maybe she'd suck it too.

I know everyone says she's a slut and a tart but that's absolutely fine with me - if it's true that means she'd give me one hell of a blowjob. And don't anyone going commenting that she's a lesbian - that's just more horseshit that keeps her in the gossip columns.

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