Natalie Portman Has Nipples

Usually, fashion executives from Europe come and meet with me about the latest styles. They always want me to tell them"what's in" and "what's out," so you should just agree with me when I school you on some fashion here.

Natalie's shirt that shows her nipples? That's considered "in." Her ugly sneakers that low rent models think are fashionable? That's considered "out" honey, sorry.