Paris Hilton's little kinkajou attacked her early Tuesday and bit her on the arm. Paris was rushed to the hospital after the bite.Page six confirms: "She was treated at an emergency room and called her publicist, Elliot Mintz, at 3 a.m. to report that she'd survived the ordeal."
I'm not a big shot doctor that cures bald children of cancer, but I'm pretty sure it's almost impossible to die from a bite on your arm. The only animal I've ever been bit by is a shark, and that was when I was trying to rescue Princess Yadel from Devious Doom's shark pit. Sure, I sustained some injuries, but there wasn't time for a hospital. If I didn't kiss the princess by midnight she would have turned into a Mexican construction worker. Thank God, I saved her.
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