Jessica Simpson Likes Tight Pants

My mother always told me, "if you got the ass for tight pants, flaunt it, honey." Apparently, Jessica has learned the same thing, and I doubt anybody will be upset about this.

It's pretty hard to tell whether she's going to a biker rally, concert, gang bang, or a funeral, but it really doesn't matter. I would have sex with her at all of those. It wouldn't matter if it was her own funeral. It's always exciting to see if I could get off before they pull me off the corpse.