I'm Back Bitches, Time To Catch Up

Alright losers, the problem took longer to fix than I thought, but I am now up and running again. Here is some of the stuff you may have missed, or probably saw on someone else's site in the last two days. Anyways, it's already getting late so I'm not going to restart regular updates until Monday. Go masturbate to black on black porn for now.

Kristen Cavallari likes Victoria's Secret. (Popoholic)

Heather Locklear has a nice ass. (Egotastic)

Lindsay Lohan smells good. (Hollywoodtuna)

Tom Cruise VS. Paramount. (MSNBC)

Kelly Brook is really hot. (I don't like you)

Jessica Alba with Wilmer!? (Nosy Snoop)

Angelina still hates her dad. (D-listed)