Kevin Federline Is A Stripper

MSNBC is reporting that about Kevin Federline plans on being a stripper if his rap career is a failure, which is pretty much guaranteed. After Blender magazine asked him about the album failing, he said: " “I'll be at your local strip club, but I'’ll be the one dancing,"

K-fag also went on to brag about being a great family man: "“Monday through Friday, I get up at 7:30 a.m., train at the gym for two hours, then go to the studio. I have weekends off to see my kids and to spend time with my old lady."”

I really doubt that this guy gets up anytime before noon. I'm pretty sure that kids cry all night or something. The best solution is to shake them a little, then they go back to sleep, but Kevin won't even get up.