Eva Longoria Is Better At Sex

Contact Music is reporting that Desperate Houswives star Eva Longoria had to teach Tony Parker how to please her in the bedroom, because he is so inexperienced.

Eva admits she was the only one who knew what she was doing: "Tony's only been with one other person in his life. I'm the experienced one. I'm the teacher, especially about love."

If there is a better way to embarrass a man, I don't know what it is. Parker would have preferred getting his nuts stuck in a bear trap, while being beat to death with a hatchet. Eva Longoria is a decently hot girl, and now it is guaranteed that Tony Parker will never have a girl hotter than her. Right now girls are publicly saying "Oh that's so cute, he's only been with one girl." When that really means " Oh, he'd make a great friend."