Britney spears Is Probably Not Pregnant

IMDB is reporting that fat ass Britney Spears has shot down rumors that she is pregnant with her second child by getting piss drunk in a Las Vegas, Nevada restaurant. Britney was celebrating husband Kevin Federline's 28th birthday and on Tuesday night, and drank a bunch of Cosmopolitans. On the other Hand, she didn't stop eating. She ate a plate of spare ribs, crispy tuna, pork rolls, lobster tempura, and Chilean sea bass, and a few other things. I'm really not kidding.

I'm not taking either side of this argument, just like a presidential candidate won't take a side on which race is the best, or sex for that matter. I'm sure if Britney knew she as pregnant, she would still down drink after drink. She wouldn't care for the welfare of a baby. I'm pretty sure Sean Preston would have a better chance of success if he was raised by those sea monkeys you can send away for that die in 7 hours.