Kate Is Helping Lindsay Sober Up

The Mirror, among others, is reporting that Kate Moss is currently trying to help Lindsay Lohan sober up. Kate Moss has adopted Lindsay Lohan in an attempt to get her life back on track. Kate is mentoring her using the teachigns of that cult she belongs to, Alcoholics Anonymous.

A source claims:"Lindsay's been through hell in the past year,Her folks Dina and Michael got divorced, suing and countersuing each other before her dad landed in jail for attempted assault on his brother-in-law.She's admitted to eating disorders and dabbling in drugs and alcohol - as well as going on spending sprees when she was down.Kate's parents also got divorced when she was younger, and she's had a difficult relationship with her dad, so all of these things help the two connect. "

I can't think of a worst person to get help from then Kate Moss. Maybe if I was drowning and somebody through a paraplegic into the water to help me, that might be worst. Maybe. Chances of Kate Moss being sober right now (it's 7:37am), are slim to none. Mostly on the none side. She is probably letting some 300 pound black guy plow her for another hit of blow.