Natalie Portman Does Vanity Fair

Obviously, this is Natalie Portman in the new Vanity Fair magazine that just hit the shelves. Normally, I'm not a big fan of her, but she does have a decent look going in these pictures.

OK here's the thing: She is everybody's sister in the world. I rarely meet anyone who wants to be more than friends with this girl. I don't know if I would even have sex with her if the opportunity came up. I might pretend I had a headache or something.