Heidi Klum Is Finally Sexy

It's hard to believe, but until today Victoria's Secret only had one sexy girl, and that girl was Adriana Lima. But times have changed, and Heidi Klum is strikingly seductive in her new Esquire photo shoot.

Normally Heidi could be laying naked on my bed and I would choose to eat a cheese sandwich and watch reruns of The Hills before even considering having sex with her. Now, let me tell you, I would have sex with her before I ate a cheese sandwich. Job well done, my friend.