Umm.. What Is Lindsay Doing

I don't even want to try and imagine what the hell Lindsay is doing in these pictures. These pictures remind me of the time I won the international speedo mud wrestling competition. I defeated Tanya in the final, but that's only because of my training.

The thighmaster brought my form to a level that has been unmatched. Plus, I never lose to women at anything. Based on the bar graph I made with colored markers, women shouldn't even be allowed to vote. Or turn down sex.