Suri Cruise Has Slanted Eyes

Yesterday I only had up one picture, so here is the entire Suri Cruise photo shoot that was released in Vanity Fair. I'm not sure what Japanese orphanage they stole this Suri kid from, but there's no way that kid even looks real. You can plop a wig on the top of a cucumber, but it doesn't make it human.

BTW: I don't know how else they could have ripped off the Brangelina photo shoot.