Britney is drinking

Word around town is that Britney Spears is back drinking again, regardless of what she learned in rehab.

MSNBC reports: The singer “tossed back glasses of wine” at a friend’s Beverly Hills condo with her cousin Alli Sims on April 14, according to the mag, which reports that the two were later spotted at the hotspot Parc, where she had more wine. The next day, she went to the Japanese restaurant Shu Sushi, where she allegedly drank sake...

I'm far from a doctor - and I printed my high school diploma off the Internet - but I"m pretty sure the world is a safer place when Britney is sober. Britney Spears drunk is about as safe as a lion with AIDS raping you. In the ass.

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