And The Father Is..

According to DNA tests, it is now official that Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

In what could only be true love, Birkhead said:"I told you so! My baby's going to be coming home pretty soon."

Now maybe we can get some sleep and move on with our lives. This kid is like the golden egg. Speaking of eggs, I like chocolate eggs. And chocolate milk. And blowing bubbles in my chocolate milk. Oh, and masturbating on orphans with cancer. Whoa, I'm so provocative and edgy.

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