Kate Moss' fiance, 28 year old singer Peter Doherty, attended a Midlands clinic yesterday to receive a new implant to help beat drugs. "The implant, a pellet containing naltrexone, will be inserted under the skin of Pete's stomach." Kate Moss did not accompany Doherty, as she is due to appear today in Topshop's flagship store in London's Oxford Street to promote her new fashion line. Doherty brought his cat "Dinger" (slang for "syringe) and a litter of kittens with him. The cat "recently gave birth to five kittens, and the singer has apparently been taking them everywhere with him."
An Indian judge, who has watched a video of Richard Gere sticking his tongue down the throat of Indian actress, Spilpa Shetty, has issued a warrant for Gere's arrest. The judge stated that the kiss, which took place at an HIV/AIDS awareness event in New Delhi earlier this month, "transgressed all limits of vulgarity." The judge has found Gere guilty of violating Indian laws against public obscenity. 
The always honest National Enquirer is claiming that Angelina Jolie has a "deadly disease."
Word around town is that Britney Spears is back drinking again, regardless of what she learned in rehab.
Self-centered bitch Tyra Banks decided to screw over the working man last Saturday. According to a witness, Russell Simmons and Tyra Banks "dined and dashed" on their bill at the W. 57th St. Brooklyn Diner. They had no problem ordering over $100 worth of food, but they obviously felt they were too important to pay for it.
Long time hater of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, Shanna Moakler has decided to leak some information about her enemies. She attacked them on her myspace page and released this information:
When I consider the fact that Avril Lavigne is becoming a bigger and bigger celebrity every day and that people all over the world actually give a shit about this girl, the only explaination I have is that Avril has a fairy godmother who cast an enchanted spell so that anyone who sees Avril will automatically see her as 1 million times more charismatic than she actually is. This must have been what hapenned back in high school when Maria Papagopolis made it to the cheerleading squad. How could Maria have possibly been a Tartan cheerleader when she has back fat and a moustache and smells like kabob?
All around super bitch, Kirsten Dunst, has been making claims that the Spiderman franchise can only be successful with her. There's been a lot of rumors about the Spiderman 4 cast, and Kirsten gave her opinion.
