I would rather be hit with a tidal wave than have Paris Hilton at any social function I am attending. Unless, the purpose is to scare away mountain people or something.
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Paris Hilton Singing to Hugh Hefner For 80th Birthday
I would rather be hit with a tidal wave than have Paris Hilton at any social function I am attending. Unless, the purpose is to scare away mountain people or something.
Celebrities Get Frisky At GLAAD Awards
Some stars showed up, probably for publicity, to the GLAAD awards a few days ago. It really pisses me off when someone tries to be edgy, but they aren't, like the Desperate Housewives stars kissing on the left. If you're going to kiss, than kiss, stop bullshitting.Seriously, people kiss their mom like that. Idiots.
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Time Worthy Links
How does she do that with her tits? (collegehumor)Janna Krupa's hot Maxim photo shoot. (Save Manny)
Kate Beckinsale likes to smoke around her kids. (d-listed)
Paris Hilton is barfatastic. (I don't like you)
Brad And Angelina Guarded By Lions
Reuters is reporting that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have taken refuge in a small Namibian game lodge where wild lions will help protect them from the media, yes I'm serious. Many believe Angelina will be giving birth there, which is rumored to be due May 18th."The pair had moved from a beach resort to a lodge in northern Namibia, where lions are would help deter intruders trying to photograph the couple."
This is the time I usually punch a wall that I have super glued thumb tacks to. I always wanted to be guarded by lions, and have people eaten if they try to bother me with their small problems. If I can't get some intense lions, I would at least like some kind of moat with huge squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
Kate Moss Is Starting Her Own Clothing Line
Life and Style Extra is reporting that Kate Moss is reportedly set to release her own line of clothing. Kate, who is not getting any younger (32), feels she is getting to the end of her catwalk career and looking into her own clothing line.A friend told Britain's Mail On Sunday newspaper: "Kate loves clothes and lives for fashion. She has no plans to retire yet but she knows her days as a model are numbered.
Judging by these recent pictures of Kate Moss, I'm not so sure her own clothing line is what she needs. It looks like she just cut a hole in the top of her mother's kitchen curtains and ran out of the house. And I would almost bet my life on it she's going to sell shit like that for $942323232.
United 93 Trailer Is Being Banned
The upcoming movie that documents the terrorist attacks on 9/11, United 93, has a new trailer that is being banned throughout the United States. Some theatres are still running it, but people's reactions are forcing theatres to pull this trailer, and go with a "nicer" one.
Update: Apparently the video is only working with Mozilla. I'm trying to find one that works for Explorer as well. If you don't use Firefox, you should, it's way better than explorer and now's the best time to start. Download it here.
Update: Apparently the video is only working with Mozilla. I'm trying to find one that works for Explorer as well. If you don't use Firefox, you should, it's way better than explorer and now's the best time to start. Download it here.
Jessica Alba Wants To Impress Geeks
Reports are saying that Jessica Alba has spoken out about what fans can expect from the second Fantastic Four movie. Alba, who plays the sexy Invisible Girl, has confirmed that they will be “making the right changes" to try to impress the comic book nerds.She says the sequel will be: "An amped-up version, this next one. It's gonna be faster, and it's gonna be a more intense story line that kind of references the comic a bit more. Maybe [we'll have] the Fantastic Car, which I'm excited about."
I'm not a geek, nor have I hung out with one, but I will say this: I doubt they will be impressed because of a fantastic car. These guys are like Lord of the Rings losers to the highest degree, and although I like comic book movies, I'm sure none of them can suck as bad as The Hulk.
Michael Douglas Makes Apology To Brad And Angelina
IMDB is reporting that Michael Douglas has gone public to defend himself against a misquote about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's romance. Douglas is claiming he was misquoted when saying: "I mean how long is that going to last?"Douglas defended himself by saying: "I consider him a good friend and she does wonderful work for the United Nations, which is what I'm also involved in."
I'm not so sure anybody cares what you said, Michael. I haven't thought about it once since the second you ripped apart Brad and Angelina's relationship. Basically, I don't care about the opinions of someone who did the movie The Game. It just makes you lose all credibility to begin with.
Laguna Beach Does Bongo Jeans
This is the Laguna Beach cast at the Bongo Jeans Meet and Greet function. My hands have some problem with posting any Kristin cavalier pics, especially when she is wearing a tank top and jean shorts. I still haven't see one bad picture she has ever taken.
Britney Spears Is Moving Down The List
The Sun is reporting that fatass Britney Spears is falling out of FHM's 100 sexiest women list, only two years after she dominated the category. Britney came in sixth last year, but this year she is coming in at 120th place. It is the biggest drop ever. Other pregnant women are destroying her in the vote; Kate Beckinsale, Katie Holmes and Charlotte Church all got more votes.The editor of FHM claimed the reason Britney did so poorly this year was because of "“a raft of less-than flattering photos."
I think coming in 120th place is very respectable for a fat women with no sex appeal. Fat women never have a sex appeal, but when your britney, you still have your name. It's just a matter of losing weight and putting on make up. A cross dressing hippo could have placed better than 120th.
Monday, April 10, 2006
Pamela Anderson Strips With The Pussycat Dolls
Pamela Anderson decided to shake things up a bit and strip with the Pussycat dolls over the weekend. They have had stars like Carmen Electra and Christina Aguilera, but now they can add Pam to the list.She is losing her looks with age, obviously, but she can still pull off a low rent stripper good. If you look in picture 4 you can see that she will even let the guys there shove dollar bills in her ass. Such class.
Lindsay Lohan Gets Screwed by Louis Vuitton
Female First is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has been snubbed by Louis Vuitton bosses who are going back on their word, after already announcing her to replace Gisele Bundchen. They have handed Lindsay Lohan's contract to Naomi Campbell. The change was ordered by the label's designer Marc Jacobs.A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "Marc is great friends with Lindsay and she loves his clothes so it was no surprise rumors were flying that he was pushing his French bosses to get her to star in their campaign. But they thought Lindsay was too American for their global brand."
I didn't really see Lindsay fitting in this role anyway. It's not really her style, unless they started selling alcohol and sex. I don't care to much about this story, I just wanted a reason to post these pictures of her in this white t shirt. These pics were taken late last week when she was leaving a salon, and she isn't wearing a bra. If I was attracted to Lindsay I might be excited about this, but I'm not. If I wanted a pet, I would buy one.
Evangeline Lilly Has No Patience
Hollywood.com is saying that Lost star Evangeline Lilly hates the laid back lifestyle of Hawaii, where she films her big TV show Lost. She feels nobody understands what urgency is.She explains, "The notion of 'aloha' is really nice when you're a visitor walking on the sidewalk and everyone's cool and going, Yay! Aloha! But when you're on the road running late for work and everyone's fucking 'Yay! Aloha!' you want to snap! No one understands that there is a passing lane, no one understands there is a speed limit you can exceed."
Usually, I only have that kind of road rage when I'm driving around with a drug dealer I just met, usually. Other times include driving around with a drug dealer I.... hmmm. I guess that's the only time. Or if I just kidnap a jogger.
BTW: This is her May 2006 Elle photo shoot.
Jessica Simpson Prank Calls Kristin Cavallari
Reports are saying that Jessica Simpson has been prank calling Nick Lachey's new pseudo girlfriend, Kirstin Cavallari. Anyways, Jessica has even gotten her friends to join in on the pranks. They are usually calling Kristin up to order pizza or other foods, and she is really starting to get pissed. Recently, Jessica was most upset after she saw her photo of the two together.the source says:“She was furious. She thought it was insulting and embarrassing to be lumped together with Kristin! As far as Jessica is concerned, Kristin’s a nobody -19 year old reality tv star who has just been using Nick for free publicity.”
This kind of stuff is always happening to me when girls get jealous. It sort of goes with the territory, when your a bad boy blogger like myself. At least 4 nights out of the week I come home to porn star orgies, or a girl dressed in a whip cream bikini. It really gets tiring, but I do it for the fans. I do it for the fans.
Carmen Electra Masturbates On Howard Stern
Carmen Electra was on the Howard Stern Show Friday morning, and she took a ride on the Sybian, which is a new age type of vibrator. Girls just sort of sit on it and well... you get the point.Anything that involves Carmen Electra getting off is worth a post. I'm still waiting for her to reach the not hot category, but she continually stays hot. Maybe it's because she has such loose morals.
