Unfortunately Rihanna Won't Be Posing Nude Anytime Soon

Rihanna burst the DarkHat bubble today by saying she won't be posing nude anytime soon. In fact by the sound of it she won't be stripping off until her mum kicks the bucket.

She said: "I am only 20 so my mother would kill me if I posed nude!

"When I did that metallic body paint stuff for my video, I didn't do it to show my body.

"I didn't do it for people to like me. I did it because it was a cool visual, unexpected, and it looked hot." via

Damn pity.

We can only hope and pray for a sex tape to be leaked online for us to have any chance of seeing those puppies.

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Did Lindsay Really Say She Was Gay?

According to The Sun, Lindsay has finally confirmed she is having a gay relationship with Sam Ronson.

"I just wanna live a happy healthy year, continue on the path that I've been on and be with the person I care about. And my family."

Not quite but do we really need to hear her say what we already know?

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Lindsay Lohan Caught On Camera Blowing

Yeah but this time its not Callum Best, it's her birthday cake. The celebrity slut celebrated her 22nd birthday on Wednesday past.

Now that she seems to be into women I guess this was the only blowing she done on her birthday - which should have made a refreshing change for Miss Lohan.

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Sharon Stone Looks Old

Sharon Stone turned 50 a couple of months ago and by the looks of her in this snapshot her age is certainly showing.

How a few years can change a woman. Back in her heyday Sharon was sex on legs. A sure fire walking, talking sex bomb. She'd have had men queuing round the world several times over for a mere sniff at her crotch let alone entry into the hottest panties on the planet.

I guess all good things come to an end and for us guys there's plenty more hot snatch to be pleasuring ourselves to.

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Cookin' with Coolio

According to popbitch the publishing world is buzzing with the story that Coolio has sold a cookbook to an American publishing house called Cookin' with Coolio.

Yeah, Coolio, you know the guy who sang 'Gangstas Paradise'. I didn't realise he was still alive, I thought he'd been shot long ago.

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Eva Mendes @ Some Dior Event

If it involves Eve Mendes that I'm all for it. The woman is hot, in fact she's hotter than hot. At this moment in time if was allowed to bed any woman I wanted, Eva Mendes would roll right off my tongue without a seconds hesitation.

And whilst I'm thinking of rolling tongues and Eva Mendes I would love to spend an hour with my head buried between her legs.

Ok, ok, enough is enough. Here she is at some event last week for Dior.

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Is Enrique Iglesias Batting For The Other Team?

Gibbs12 are asking if Enrique is preparing to step out the closet after reading his quote from an English tabloid:

“Oh I’m not married, no. I mean I was married. I was married, seriously.

“I was married a year ago to Anna and I don’t know what happened.

“We’re not married anymore but we are kind of still in contact.”

Gay or not, was Anna Kournikova really that hot? I don't think so. It was all hype and bullshit, of course she was worth a couple of rounds in the sack - but there are far hotter and sexier chicks than Anna.

The bottom line is, who gives a rats ass if Enrique Iglesias is gay or not? If he is, fine, if he isn't, it's still fine.

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