George Clooney has a classy girlfriend.

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Another poor attempt at recreating Martins Elliotts' Tennis Girl poster

Here's English actress and TV presenter Amanda Holden trying her best to recreate Martins Elliotts' famous 1970s Tennis Girl poster.

Well, for a start this woman doesn't even look like Amanda Holden, that is unless she has been getting some plastic surgery or some other crap done to make herself look younger.

The main problem with these pictures is there is no ass shot. How can you attempt to recreate a classic pose without actually doing 'the pose'?

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Great Ass And Legs Hilary - Shame About Those Fishnet Stockings

Title says it all, there's nothing else to add.

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Leona Lewis Needs To Flash Some Tits And Ass

Leona Lewis, now she's a strange one. I have to be honest and tell you I'd have ssex with her over and over for days. The trouble is, I'm not to sure why.

She is always covered up so we never get to see her body. No short skirts, low cut dresses, no paparazzi bikini shots - sweet f'all. This piece of ass is squeaky clean.

I know she's a singer and has a great voice but FFS Leona give us some skin. It's hard for a man to jerk off to a woman who is constantly covered up. Give us some leg or a bit of tit for God sakes. It won't send your career on a downward spiral - look at Mariah, it's done her no harm at all has it?

My fantasies for Leona will continue, I will daydream of her in skimpy ass hugging shorts showing us all what a fine back side she has always got hidden. Unlike this set of pictures of her attending Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday dinner in London, in which we see nothing except that sweet smile.

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Sarah Harding Has No Boobs

British pop group Girls Aloud have just finished a UK tour and now all the band members are away to sunny places taking a break from it all. Last night BBI posted Cheryl and her cleavage - which leaves me with Sarah Harding's skinny ass.

Where have this woman's tits gone? She was never 'big' but she at least had a mouthful. Now .... nothing!

Like Mr BBI, I want to see some topless pictures of Girls Aloud, I don't care if it's the redhead or not, she'll do for starters. So long as it's not Sarah becuase there simply won't be much to see.

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Yoko Matsugane Is A Big Boobed Asain Chick

I have no idea who Yoko Matsugane is and I'm too lazy to search google and read some crappy wiki page full of useless bullshit.

She could be a rocket scientist for all I care - I just want to check out her jugs. And for an Asian chick she got a fair sized rack which makes a change from the usual pancake type titties these women usually have.

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10 Quickies: Fergie, Eva, Cinthia, Pamela & Denise

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Vida Guerra Tkes Her Sexy Ass To Dodgers Stadium

Here's a couple of pictures of Vida Guerra at the 50th Annual Hollywood Stars Game at the Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles.

As always we get the complimentary ass shot from Vida - boy this woman knows how to tease a frustrated man.

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Becks 2008 Armani Launch

Here's a few shots of David Beckham in Union Square to promote the Armani underwear line.

Surely all the female readers of this blog has seen the new photos of Becks posing in those tight fitting briefs that give his lunchbox a big boost and in turn create a lot of damp panties.

Either way, here is the rich handsome bastard strutting his stuff in San Francisco at some Armani event and lapping up all that female attention.

If you were as good looking as this guy why the hell would you get married to a monster like Posh? All that hot crumpet throwing itself at you and you stick with that monster. Doesn't make much sense does it?

Talented footballer and good looking - yes.
Common sense - no.

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A Threesome With Hilary And Haylie

How does a threesome with the Duff sisters take your fancy?

Well I wouldn't say no because I'd bang a button hole in a fur coat but this proposition would be a lot more appealing if Haylie looked more like Hilary.

Just look at that huge chin of hers in the photo below. Now I even gave her the benefit of the doubt and looked at a few other photos just to be certain that she always looks this bad - she does.

Haylie is at best a four out of ten - unlike her hot sister who is at least double that. So what role would Haylie play in a threesome?

To be honest I can't figure that one out right now as my mind is only allowing me to process thoughts of Hilary in action. What a fucking celebrity sex tape that would be. Hilary Duff on top and riding like her life depended on it. If we are lucky enough to be treated to such a video I'm gonna put ads on this site to make enough money to buy a 100 inch plasma to watch it on.

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The Best Picture Ive Ever Seen Of Jordan

British 'model' Jordan is a mess, all that plastic surgery is now taking it's toll and she looks horrendous - lets not get a sore ass sitting on the fence here. There's no point in trying to be nice about everyone when it's not what you're thinking. It's best just to speak the truth and call a spade a spade.

Jordan is an ugly tart whose best effort to get some publicity is to flash her knickers getting out of a taxi - usually drunk at some London nightclub. Before she started tinkering with bust enlargements and all that other cosmetic surgery she was drop dead gorgeous.

Now that all those good looks are long gone, here are the best type of photos you want to see of Jordan these days - from behind or with her face covered.





I added the last one just to let you see these photos weren't of any old tart shopping in London.

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Jessica Drake Is A Sexy Lakers Fan

Here's a couple of pictures featuring the adult movie star Jessica Drake dressed in a sexy Lakers outfit at FAME Adult Awards last week.

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What Is Jessica Trying To Tell Us

Is Jessica Simpson trying to let the world know she likes to eat the 'love sausage'? If not then why wear a t-shirt saying "Real Girls Eat Meat"?

Did she honestly think we were under the impression she was some sort of goodie two shoes who didn't like to get her gums around the plums?

Jess pack up that t-shirt for something that shows us a bit of cleavage, we all know you're a meat and two veg kinda gal.

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Sarah Michelle Gellar on the set of Veronika Decides to Die

Here's Sarah Michelle Gellar on the set of 'Veronika Decides to Die' in NYC earlier this week and looking not too bad.

Now we all know Sarah isn't the most beautiful actress we've ever seen but what she lacks in the looks department she more than makes up for in sex appeal.

She does in my head anyway.....

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Holly Valance Lovin' Life in LA

If there was ever an Aussie ass worth tapping then Holly Valance has to be in the top 3 - I'm saying top three just to be on the safe side because I'm still half asleep here - she could however be #1 on the list.

All the other Australian women I can think of right now just don't make the grade.

It's a pity we didn't get a clearer view of her hot bod in this set of pictures of her enjoying a few drinks at the Abbey in West Hollywood on Sunday.

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